+1 rude space jerk

[blyat]

Hello, meadowlark! I'm Julia, bringing you Cain from Starfighter, notorious for its ~gay sex in space~ plot mechanics. If you've never read the comic, I do recommend it for the progression, if only to watch this disaster asshole become soft and gain a backstory.

Anyway, the rundown: Cain is a military soldier blackmailed into a mission of seduction (lol...) in order to clear his record. He's crude/vulgar, aggressive, promiscuous, and homesick for the colony where he grew up on Mars. Deep down, somewhere, he's actually a good guy. His real name is Alexei but you have to unlock it with gay drama (jk maybe). I also have an opt-out form in my permissions.

He's coming into the game with spacial displacement as his power, so if you want him to move a chair right before your character sits down or hide your keys... hit me up. You can reach me through PM or on plurk at magisterium (feel free to add me). Excited to be here!

NOTE: I FORGOT TO MENTION I'll be on a vacation trip 12/14-12/19, so I'll be slow-to-absent during that time (and sadly the beginning of ic arrival). But I'll be here full force after!

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[whitehair]

[blyat]

LAUGHS


I HATE

THIS

he can't teleport people but that'd be a hilarious ability someday. just dumps heine into a trashcan while he's shit talking.

[whitehair]

WOW R00D???

but no, if he could he should totally take the chance, because heine deserves it.

[blyat]

welcome home

[whitehair]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSz16ngdsG0

[kometes]

Hi Noctis

[blyat]

he's like the shittier version of noctis

[kometes]

Achilles will find that out and be really disappointed

[blyat]

cain's used to letting people down.... :'( /fake emo

[kometes]

Cain is that gif meme of that girl fake crying and then walking out of the room like a boss.

[blyat]

I DO NOT RECALL THIS MEME but i like it

???

[kometes]

[blyat]

ok yeah that's... accurate

[kometes]

That's complete BS because Cain is a big baby deep down.

[blyat]

HE CAN BE AN ASSHOLE AND A SWEETHEART AT ONCE

[ofobedience]

So I went and read the comic after you gave me the link...why did it have to end on a cliffhanger just when things were getting really good??

Anyway, Cain is a fun character, I'm looking forward to seeing him in game now!

[blyat]

Haha right?? Fortunately, new pages usually get posted weekly. It's in the last chapter so it'll be wrapping up soon, I think.

Glad you enjoyed! Can't wait to bounce these two off each other.

[ofobedience]

Ah that's good to know! That I won't be left on a cliffhanger for all eternity as I was with DOGS ;;

And yeah they'll be all the snark I can feel it already.

[blyat]

Man, the eternal cliffhanger that is DOGS... just finish it already!!

IT'LL BE GOOD

[ofobedience]

I KNOW I've ceased to believe it will ever happen.

Roll on the 15th! Or your return from your holiday, in this case.

[blyat]

I'm hoping to squeeze out a few tags during it, because I'm too excited! Get here faster, arrival log...

[ofobedience]

Awesome, I'll look forward to seeing you in the log then!

[mercurio]

LMAO SPEAKING OF NOCTIS let me have prompto confuse the both of them more times than what should be comfortable...once they got longer hair

hey julia! i'm kira and i'm super excited for this space asshole joining the ranks

[blyat]

I'D LOVE THAT... noctis is a way better bff. cain will just tease prompto mercilessly.

i can't wait 8) thanks so much for the welcome!

[kometes]

you mean... hit on

[blyat]

are you calling cain a ho

[kometes]

YES!!!!!

Ho. i hope cain gets many dicks

[mercurio]

i hate coming back to this but

isn't achilles also a ho

[kometes]

... Maybe.

Why

Does Prompto want some spitroast

[mercurio]

[mercurio]

one of them looks like noct so it's fine

[kometes]

Wow

[selfimage]

gay drama you say

[blyat]

can loki provide this service

[selfimage]

do you really want him to provide, it's usually a disaster

but he's a menace, so he will definitely help

[blyat]

EXCELLENT this is all i ask for

[selfimage]

I'M VERONICA btw, and this is my green menace

welcome to the game!

[blyat]

nice to meet you, veronica!! i'm really excited for loki

[preceded]

Omg he sounds like a blast and like i need to read this immediately. Welcome to the game!

[blyat]

thank you so much!! really looking forward to breaking into the game 8)

[preceded]

Also hi im gaia! I got way too excited by gay space drama to introduce myself like a normal person.

Also i consumed this canon in like 2 hours what the hell...THAT CANT BE THE END

[blyat]

nice to meet you, gaia! i'm so glad you enjoyed the gay space drama, it's a fun time, isn't it 8)

fortunately it posts new pages every week! ch 5 is the last chapter, so we're in the end game now. i'll be sad when it's over but also, HOPING FOR... HAPPINESS...

[preceded]

THAT'S WHAT HAS ME SO DISTRAUGHT.

if it's true to form there's like what, 20 pages left? IS THAT ENOUGH TO TELL ME IF THEY GET MARRIED AND ADOPT A SPACE LIZARD???

i wasn't expecting it to be that good, and you've ruined my life. so i definitely can't wait for you to intro for cr